quarterbaker

ubdetonated@yahoo.com

Reformed/recovering philosopher currently being paid to play with explosives. DANGEROUS WHEN BORED!

[Jul 18 2001]

All-Channel VCR (+8, -1)
Auto Shut-Off Coffee Maker (+19)
Bee & Wasp Repellent (+3)
BeerNuts Gum (+5)
Certified Intoxicologists (+5, -3)
Economically Self-Sustaining Bioremediation for Lakes (+8)
Ethernet as Bus Architecture (+3, -5)
Greenhouse Grocer (+6)
Industrial Technology Theater (+10)
Inflatable Car Interior (+7, -1)
Linguisitional Literature (+12, -1)
MultiFormat CD (+7, -1)
Package Thermometer (+12, -3)
Quick Oil Change Service (+5, -3)
Ramen Spray Noodles (+6, -3)
Segway Platform Ladder (+21)
Separate Alarm Volume (+8, -2)
Singing Resignations (+14, -2)
Split Voting (+1, -2)
Turkey Throat-Dangly-Thingy Key Fob (+3, -5)
Upside Down Cans (+2)
Water Powered Toothbrush (+3, -1)
Wide Base Can/Bottle "Huggie" (+6)

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