Product: Lock
bomp-womp-zonk lock   (+1)  [vote for, against]
Keep away from curious children.

Resembling an infant's activity center, this lock requires a particular sequence of sliding, hitting, squeezing, and turning of various brightly-colored, noise-making sliders, buttons, plush animals, and rubber knobs to open. Fisher-Price expands their product line.
-- oatcake, May 09 2003

Damn - was it two or three honks of the clown's nose? Forgot to tie the shoe first - now I've got to start over. +
-- Worldgineer, May 09 2003


<1940's radio drama narrator's voice>
Suddenly --
<lightning flash/crash of thunder>

...the land was plagued with roving packs of infant burglars!
</everything>
-- beauxeault, May 09 2003


Now which one is it that I have to make the ‘gaa’ sound at, and which one do I have to drool on? (+)
-- Shz, May 09 2003


+
-- urbanmatador, May 09 2003


Full points. But why limit it to locks? The BWZ Interface by Fischer Price could be used on microwave ovens, televisions, radios, and many other devices.
-- bungston, Jun 11 2003


lock up the drinks cabinet and the medicine box. +1
-- po, Nov 20 2003


Cognative testing - should replace drug testing. If you cannot operate the lock, then you are stoned---go home
-- doorknob, Nov 26 2003



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