I've noticed that in just the right conditions of humidity and heat it is possible to play the hairs on your face with your razor, in the same way that a violinist plays the gut with the hair. So amplify this effect by focusing technological innovation on it.The handle of the shaver would be the trumpet bell and the blade would also be a bell but be the sounding element. You could also do it like a music box and have the blade divided into separate notes and hairs would pluck them in a random sequence like aleatoric pealing... to separate between the right and the wrong.
-- JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2016

When the hair is cut do we get the high notes?
-- whatrock, Nov 11 2016


// I've noticed that in just the right conditions of humidity and heat it is possible to play the hairs on your face with your razor, in the same way that a violinist plays the gut with the hair. //

You need to get out more, and meet real people. The ones that live in your head that talk to you don't count.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 11 2016


//You need to get out more, and meet real people. The ones that live in your head that talk to you don't count.//

If we all took *that* advice, how many half-bakers would be left?
-- pertinax, Nov 12 2016


I read Shaving Trumper, which would be a device that gives Trump supporters a good shave if they need one.
-- pashute, Aug 22 2024



random, halfbakery