Not actual seen any seed called "Widespread Printer Discontent" but it's purely a matter of time. I raise you one Running Serviceberry seed (Amelanchier stolonifera) - a snip at 10 seeds for $2.25 .

The idea is to find Blackberry users and tell them that this seeds, when planted and grown, can give an idea of signal strength, and so is the service running well, or not.

Common propriety prevents me mentioning the uses of Shagbark Hickory seed (Carya ovata ) - 5 seeds $3.50. As for the Fragrant Manjack seed..we may well be back into..ahem...doughnut territory...if you see what I mean.

The discount is, rather than just double the wholesaler price, just add 50%.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 11 2014

Purely by coincidence there does seem to be similarly named idea.... Seed_20Widespread_20Printer_20Discontent
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 11 2014]

Are there seeds which can clean up the noise in the communication signal? Might need to apply some here.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 11 2014


Aconite. Simply apply the grown product to the coffee of enough advertising industry personnel and a great deal of noise will be reduced.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 11 2014


I did notice the coincidence. I just couldn't parse the English in a spot or two.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 12 2014


What if I just offer you a Raspberry seed?
-- lurch, Nov 13 2014


...if that's the magic raspberry seed in exchange for my cow...
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 13 2014


// I just couldn't parse the English in a spot or two

Do linguists play parse the parcel at parties?
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 19 2014



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