You get a really cold dry sword, lick it for a while, then you'll have your sword frozen to your tongue. Go and find a mate with a frozen sword and go and fight away with those tongues. Just make sure to have your safety equipment or that sword will be in the back of your head.-- crash, Jul 05 2006 Frostbite?-- DrCurry, Jul 05 2006 so, people dueling with swords that are controlled by their tongues. can you say ow? probably not with a sword frozen to your tongue.-- tcarson, Jul 05 2006 Ow my brain! This doesnt make any sense.-- MoreCowbell, Jul 05 2006 Somehow this reminds me of the Book of James...-- RayfordSteele, Jul 05 2006 Those who lick by the sword, thtuck thy the thord.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 06 2006 :)-- po, Jul 06 2006 Nice to see you again [crash] bun for the total absurdity.-- zeno, Jul 06 2006 The then ith mightier than the thord.
[edit] The dojo where they train in this style would have some serious air conditioning going.-- normzone, Jul 06 2006 uh...they either have to be really light swords...or toothpicks. Who can thrust or better yet have the strength to move something with their tongues...come on.-- Cintani, Dec 17 2006 random, halfbakery