You get a really cold dry sword, lick it for a while, then you'll have your sword frozen to your tongue. Go and find a mate with a frozen sword and go and fight away with those tongues. Just make sure to have your safety equipment or that sword will be in the back of your head.
-- crash, Jul 05 2006

Frostbite?
-- DrCurry, Jul 05 2006


so, people dueling with swords that are controlled by their tongues. can you say ow? probably not with a sword frozen to your tongue.
-- tcarson, Jul 05 2006


Ow my brain! This doesnt make any sense.
-- MoreCowbell, Jul 05 2006


Somehow this reminds me of the Book of James...
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 05 2006


Those who lick by the sword, thtuck thy the thord.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 06 2006


:)
-- po, Jul 06 2006


Nice to see you again [crash] bun for the total absurdity.
-- zeno, Jul 06 2006


The then ith mightier than the thord.

[edit] The dojo where they train in this style would have some serious air conditioning going.
-- normzone, Jul 06 2006


uh...they either have to be really light swords...or toothpicks. Who can thrust or better yet have the strength to move something with their tongues...come on.
-- Cintani, Dec 17 2006



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