This is a a mono-boot, that you can only wear sitting down that acts as a cat-muff. The boot creates a nest or cave inside of which a cat would feel comfortable and inside the cave there is a cat puppet which is also a pair of booties into which you put your feet. The booties look like a cat and are sprayed with cat nip and cat pheromones. The result is a warm foot massage.-- JesusHChrist, Feb 17 2015 What about the inevitable pests - catamites ?-- normzone, Feb 17 2015 The description fails to explain how the airtight "cave" automatically seals hermetically once the feline has entered.
Is the air pumped out, does the user wait for the cat to exhaust the available oxygen, or is there an option to introduce an inert or (preferably) toxic gas ?-- 8th of 7, Feb 17 2015 Yes I want one-- vfrackis, Feb 18 2015 Only fat cats need apply.-- wjt, Feb 19 2015 Indeed; turn them upside-down and light each leg to act as a wick. They burn for hours -- 8th of 7, Feb 19 2015 Frisco endorsed.+-- blissmiss, Feb 19 2015 random, halfbakery