Now, too much a bunnin' Can make baking feel a breeze When the newbies start to cry The Autoboner is so pleased It's just my odd obsession We cannot blame a troll Oh, when there's too much a bunnin' No one has control
(chorus) Say hello to 2 fries shy Say hello to UnaBubba I've always got more fish to ply From the depths of my oblivion
Too much a bunnin' A fish for Panic Pin You can bun all things about toast like most But I bone anything Now, it's all been done before, Or so says Peter Silly But when there's too much a bunnin' What a travesty (chorus)
Too much a bunnin' Can cause a baker to aspire A fish for Everyone with Tails And another for clocks, required Ev'rybody's bakin' somethin', I heard it in a dream, But when there's too much a bunnin' It hurts me to my spleen
Say hello to 2 fries shy Say hello to Unabubba I've always got more fish to ply Even for myself, selah.-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 I don geet.-- blissmiss, May 21 2005 ("Too much of Nothing" is the template)-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 I steal don geet...but I would not bun you for my ignorance, I just don get. It's late and I just got off work, but Zimmy, what the fuck ya talking about?-- blissmiss, May 21 2005 I thought there was a theory that there was a "unaboner" on the halfbakery who boned every idea. This explained why some great ideas always ended up with one fishbone.-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 Er, that mythical beast is known as the auto-boner not the unaboner. It's likely that blissmiss's sentiment will be common.-- bristolz, May 21 2005 Go visit the evil hand dryer, Zimmy. Not a bone to be found, as no flaw has been uncoverd.
Urban legends...geez. (Did I spell/say that right? I was trying to imitate Dr.C.)-- blissmiss, May 21 2005 Crap!, Carp!, Crap! I have edited it to the "Autoboner". I have just sort of pulled 2 double shifts in a row in order to moonlight out 7 projects in 2 days. My mind is not working at optimum levels. I apologize for that. The bourbon after project(s)' completion feels terrific, though. UnaBoner makes more sense for the context of the song, though.-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 Cooking an omelette can be a project. We're yours more arduous?-- bristolz, May 21 2005 I think I did 5 days work in 10 hours - if you don't count the installing, uninstalling, installing a different LOE. (got to drop off / pick up, feed, & be a parent to the kids too) Thank god for programmable automation & command alias re-defining. And dead bogs to the devil for "Live Object Enabler" as I would've finished faster if not for that.-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 Zimmy, as I stated, I just got off work, working till midnight carries a lot of weight. And doing doulbles, even more.
Sometimes when I have done double or triple shifts, I write what I think would be a great idea, and then send to "draft".
Looked at after 12 hours sleep, 99 1/2 % get deleted.
However, I don't know, I'm sort of starting to like the idea of a Unaboner. (Now she goes off to bed and remembers she should have sent this to draft.).-- blissmiss, May 21 2005 Uhm...I think I get it, [bliss].
Just some carrying on about how the autoboner can't stand something to have only croissants or too many croissants and not enough fishbones and feels it's his/her/its duty to bestow a fishbone just to be a spoilsport/partypooper.
I had a pretty fair number of ideas without fishbones, before the crash. I dunno, maybe I still do.-- half, May 21 2005 scuse me, I'm still trying to find the bedroom.-- blissmiss, May 21 2005 //I had a pretty fair number of ideas without fishbones// Holy Halfbakers, Half. I shall endeavor to read each & every one of your Ideas. (Ideas / fishbones) > 1. That's gotta be Hall of Fame caliber.-- Zimmy, May 21 2005 This raises an interesting point of parlimentary procedure.
Sometimes I find an idea that is clearly worthy of bun or bone, which does not require annotation, or it's all been said before.
I know, I know, hard to believe, coming from me, the "auto-annotator". I prefer the "auto-google advanced-image search-linker" myself, but we rarely get to choose our own nicks. Oh yes, did I mention I often anno without voting?
No doubt any or all of these make me evil.......should have sent this to "draft". Had a few of those tonight.-- normzone, May 21 2005 Norm, I find myself agreeing with you. It's not that you don't make sense, it's just that there's a sort of drunken garrulousness about your post.-- david_scothern, May 21 2005 I would give you a bun, but the asthetic of the single fishbone is perfect.-- ato_de, May 21 2005 'bones, 'bones, 'bones, 'bones 'bones, 'bones, 'bones, 'bones Lovely 'bones (lovely 'bones) Wonderful 'bones (wonderful 'bones) 'bones, 'bones, 'bones, 'BONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!-- DrBob, May 21 2005 Too much of nothing, indeed.-- waugsqueke, May 21 2005 Zimmy, the n-z thing up there in the upper right corner? That's for titles, not authors. I think.-- theircompetitor, Dec 10 2005 How true.-- DesertFox, Dec 10 2005 Presumably from the annotations it was a hold-over from when it was titles Unaboner's Anthem-- hidden truths, Dec 10 2005 random, halfbakery