I keep a website of interesting and stupid things that people say at http://i.1asphost.com/toxicshock/index.asp?refer=hiddentruths#noads

Always interested in talking with other halfbakers. If you want to find me, try http://obfuscatedhonesty.multiply.com

[Jan 11 2005, last modified Jul 22 2019]

A Blessing in Disguise (+7, -15)
Action Taxis (+9, -1)
Auto Rolling Eye (+22, -1)
Balloon Canvas Advertising (+2, -4)
"Be Kind It's Raining" Pedestrian Crossing (+7)
Beggar Registration Department (+7, -5)
Biodegradable Monument (+6, -1)
Board Game Olympics (+2)
Bottled Jam Doughnut Jam (+6, -5)
Breakfast of Champions (+7, -1)
Bulletproof-Glass Suit (+3)
Burnt at the Stake Awards (+13, -1)
Celebrity Assassin (+16, -2)
Chewbacca Carpet (+9, -1)
Choose a God ball (+10, -7)
Clay Pizza Shooting (+1, -1)
Coffee Machine Pottery (+3, -1)
Corporation Supplemented Money (+2, -2)
Day Before You Man (+13)
Death Star Urinals (+8)
Debrideanising Goggles (+6, -2)
Defamation: The Game (+3)
Description Tag (+5, -3)
Deserted Island Survival Kit (+7)
Drunk Crèche (+16, -2)
Edible Hat (+20, -2)
Electric Postbox (+7, -7)
Elvis Funeral (+7, -1)
Email Letter Printer (+4, -3)
Eurovision Fight Club (+8, -1)
Evil Mall (+14, -1)
Excessive Email Execution System (+9, -3)
Eye of Sauron Camera (+23)
Eyes for the Back of Your Head (+7)
Fat Dipping (+9)
Gambling Vending Machine (+17, -2)
Glass Bottomed Plane (+3, -3)
Gym Library (+1)
Halfbakers' Homes (+8, -6)
Hitch Hiker's Giant Foam Thumb (+23, -2)
Holly Barbed Wire (+19)
Illuminated Waistcoat (+3, -1)
Indestructible Piñata (+16, -1)
Interactive Censorship (+5, -1)
Islambrella (+3, -2)
iThemes (+6, -5)
Jigsaw, With Added Edge (+14)
Keeping up with the Flintstones (+7, -1)
Knight Rider GPS Navigation (+8, -2)
Last Meal Parachute (+8, -3)
Let's Make A (Faustian) Deal (+1, -1)
Library Train (+15)
Linguistic Restaurant (+11)
Meat Sprinkles (+3, -3)
Minion Training School (+42)
Nudist Prevention Garden (+3, -7)
Other People's Searches (+9, -3)
Outside Only Umbrella (+2, -1)
Pirate Sunglasses (+3)
Polo Shaped Food (+3, -1)
Prevent Hurricanes (-1)
Puff of Smoke Car Door (+62)
Purity Rings (+3)
Quickie Funeral (+6, -3)
Remembrance Clock (+8, -8)
Revolving Dart Board (+14, -2)
Secret Satan (+7, -2)
Sidekick Boy (+2, -1)
Singing Wet Floor Sign (+6, -3)
Snakes and Ladders Bunk Bed (+6)
Swivel Throne. (+5, -3)
Synthetic Arse of Rat (+7, -1)
The Entirely Unridiculous Umbrella (+8, -1)
The Golden Oldies View (+6, -1)
The "I Bet You Wish This Was A" Restaurant (+9, -6)
The Moat Company (+3)
The Pedestrian's Sneaky Interactive Shortcut Map (+17)
The Perfect Alibi Soundtrack (+9, -2)
Toastwriter (+10, -1)
Trident Mop Attachment (+10)
Unhappy Meal (+11, -3)
Up Late TV (+6, -2)
Watchtopus (+3, -1)
Will Work For Food (+13, -2)
Word Count Strip Tease (+15, -2)
You've Won An X-Ray (+6, -1)

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