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I want a drone to follow me everyday all day long. After all Im no
criminal I have nothing to hide but I want to feel special or have
people
believe that I am special. I suspect a percentage of the population
may have a
similar secret desire right.
This idea is kind of a service
1. Pay
to have a drone follow you all day long every day just so that
you
can feel special. You could use this service to lend credibility to
elaborate lies that you may or may not tell at the bar in the course of
your efforts to pick up men or woman.
2. Pay to have a creepy reality tv show made about you with all of the
footage captured from the drone alone. This would be run on a new
TV
channel with other customers videos. I see that this channel could
help former military drone operators with a more comfortable
transition
back to real life via the lack of action-climax.
3. Red Carpet Treatment: I hate it when reflections or bright lights
shine
in my eyes however there are certainly people that always want to
be
in the spotlight and perhaps you know of some people that deserve
the
continual presence or annoyance of a shiny reflection or a blinding
spotlight always on them.
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Wait - you want to be pursued by a bagpiper? |
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The category suggests other uses for your Egodrone |
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Wrong category I clicked without looking |
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[vfrackis] Paragraphs are your friend. |
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I'll come back when I am able to read the idea. |
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//Wait - you want to be pursued by a bagpiper? |
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I'm sure that one turned up in The Oxford Despoiler.... |
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You want to be followed by a worker bee? |
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See Iain M Banks’s science fiction novels for steamy baked goodness. |
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