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One of the many (largely unacknowledged) benefits of the interweb is the ability to look at pictures of nice people with no clothes on. For some reason, this makes many men want to fiddle with certain parts of themselves, which sometimes results in some mess.
This idea therefore provides such gentlemen
with a quick and discreet means of cleaning up, so minimising the interruption to their otherwise socially productive and morally irreproachable demeanour. It is a drawer (set under their desk surface, set back a little) that they can open, direct the results of their fiddling into, and then shut.
The drawer contains a roll of absorbent paper spooling between two rolls via a flat-bed assembly (so it covers the floor of the drawer). Opening and closing the drawer both roll the paper forward. On opening the drawer, therefore, you always find a clean, empty drawer to receive the results of your 'strugglings'. A little perfume in the paper masks the odours of any 'residue'.
Unnecessary buildups of frustrated sexual energy at the workplace can thus be avoided, resulting in a more harmonious, productive working environment for all.
You might want to invest in one of these too!
http://www.kador.com/leaflet1.htm
[Dumb But Tough, Jan 20 2006]
(?) Office Wank Policy
http://www.youtube....gvXM&search=wanking
Decrease in office morale. [AfroAssault, Apr 17 2006]
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ah, but unlike your desk, the bathroom doesn't have an interweb connection... |
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Wank drawer??? Hmm how about a "Ball bib" instead? Just an oversized paper towel with a hole in the middle to put....umm...the member through and then you can wank away w/o any problems |
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My Computer
..A:\ Floppy dick drive
..C:\ Hard dick drive |
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I/O error: Please insert a dick into drive K |
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Oh, it is endless! Good idea! |
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I thought this idea would be a sketch artist who draws you while you wank. |
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I love this idea for the sheer cheek, [+] |
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Pure filth. Why not make a piss drawer while you're about it? |
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Thought this might be a rather monochrome version of Jackson Pollack's work, performed in very short bursts. |
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Shouldn't the drawer have a hole in it? |
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WANK: Worms Against Nuclear Killers (worm virus released on the VMX network SPAN in October 1989) |
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This is the most morally reprehensable thing I have ever laid eyes on. I'll take one for my bedroom. |
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I would prefer a curtain around my desk for a discreet cleanup while guests come to visit. Perhaps a team of associates underneath the desk to clean me up while my meeting is taking place. |
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Hm. Combine this with an ATM-style interface and you have the ultimate 'hole in the wall. Or maybe we shouldn't go there... |
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"Fustration is the mother of invention." |
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Make sure there's enough room for some lemon scented wet-wipes. |
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Be sure not to WANK the drawer shut in a hurry..you might get caught up.. |
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