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Aey vu vu ay aray gurrah. Aey argh ahh argh vorey argh argh!
Can you imagine it?
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That's "Mantras." Not "tibetan gutteral chanting",
mantras. Mantras, got it? |
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Something more in the Zen/Samurai tradition would be better; the idea sound would be: |
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAA whssssssssssSSSSSSSSSHUP .... <thud>" * |
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* Intended to denote the sound of an extremely sharp Katana decapitating a vuvuzela perpetrator. |
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hehehe... what [8th] said. |
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//extremely sharp// Unexpectedly charitable of you. I
expected you'd decapitate them with a something dull, like a
butter knife, and possibly serrated. |
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That would be tempting, but (i) the katana is quicker, and (ii) it's noisy enough without the added screaming of a vuvuzela-perpetrator having their head slowly sawn off with a small blunt item of domestic cutlery. Largely, the idea is to end the racket quickly and quietly. |
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noise cancelling flash mob? oh- they'd have to make some noise! |
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// noise cancelling technology // |
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It's just another example of the blatant prejudice against perfectly normal, law-abiding people who simply like to carry dangerous weaponry with them at all times. Disgusting, we call it. What was the 23rd Aamendment for, we ask ? They'll be letting women vote, next ... |
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<wanders off, shaking heads and mumbling> |
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