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vibewall
A panel that vibrates when lent against | |
A topologically altered palm sander that switches on with a pressure switch. The form would be a large flat pannel that fixes to a wall. The sand paper would be replaced by changeable rubber textures to suit the level of massage. Of course, the vibewall would be powered by the nearest power socket.
Hopefully,
once worked out by your feline or canine, your affectionate touch can continue even if at work or away.
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+ for the sentiment. (oh yeah, needs a new name.
This one sounds perverted.) |
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//This one sounds perverted// |
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Someone's got their mime in the gutter. I leave for a few months, and bliss turns into a pervert? |
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Has 8th started liking cats? |
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Is 21Q now genuinely concerned for other people's feelings? |
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Is vernon posting clear and concise ideas? |
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What the hell is going on here!?!?! |
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Everyone has switched accounts with a different halfbaker to see if we can peg each other from text alone.
You didn't get the memo? |
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I was always a closet pervert. |
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egnor yuck boring. Oh crap, I just gave myself away... |
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// What the hell is going on here!?!?! // |
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The lunatics have taken over the asylum. But then, you knew that, didn't you ? |
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By the way, it's your turn to be [Vernon] this week. |
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// Is 21Q now genuinely concerned for other people's feelings ? // |
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No, and none of the other fundamental laws of Physics have changed either. |
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// I was always a closet pervert. // |
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You're not in the closet if everyone already knows, [blissy]. |
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I'm dubious about the effectivity of this product. Dogs are
smart enough to tell the difference between genuine
human contact and a device meant to vaguely simulate it,
and cats have no trouble finding non-vibrating surfaces and
objects to defile while we're away, so why should we
deliberately give them something complicated and
expensive to soak with urine? |
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Because it offers an unparalleled opportunity to introduce a substantial amount of electrical energy into their bodies via the urine stream ? |
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Good point, I missed that. |
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(for the record, I do not share [8th]'s hatred of cats. There
are just things I like more than cats.) |
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//Is 21Q now genuinely concerned for other people's feelings?//
Well, there was this idea about bullying... |
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And we all saw how well that went... |
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//it's your turn to be [Vernon] this week// |
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I was actually going to post a Vernonesque Idea as a parody. I started making a tentative plan of action to post a long-winded, extremely technical idea spawned from a thoroughly half-researched, scientific subject whose proposed function would take the world of physical science to levels never before realized... |
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However, I lack the determination to see such a project through. |
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