Down in the bakery all the bakers were making toys
ponytail fasteners for the girls, nano-tech for the boys
when our goddess busted in, nearly scared us half to death
with a fake ray-gun in her hands and cheap custard on her breath
from her t-shirt to apron she was covered with croissants
and she typed in an evil pink, fluorescent screen font
and she :)ed as she said, with a crumb in her eye
half-Christmas to all, now your all gonna [m-f-die]...
The night jutta went crazy
the night our goddess went insane
realised she was getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in her brain...
Well, the bakery is gone now, she decided to [m-f-e] it
everywhere you’ll find pixels of Afro and lubbit
she tied up her helpers and she held Susen hostage
And she ground up poor thumbwax into Sausage 'N Syrup
she got Hippo and StarChaser with an old EggZooka!
and she slashed up dsm with his own universal axe
she picked up a flame thrower and baked PeterSealy
she took a big bite and said it tastes just like potatostew...
The night jutta went crazy
the night our queen went berserk
now you can't hardly walk around the Internet
without stepping in bits of clock work
There’s the pedant division and some EZ-LandMines
there’s a zig from zero wing
and El Pedanto circling round in the sky
and the paintballs are flying, the body count's rising
and everyone's dying to know, oh jutta, why?
my my my my my my
you must have had one too many custard pie
Yes, LewisGirl, now jutta's doing time
in a federal prison for her infamous crime
hey, UnaBubba, now don't you cry no more tears
the Guerilla Halfbakers will bust her out have no fears
but now phoenix is in therapy and egnors still nervous
and I got my elf a job working for the postal service
and they say Vernon, he's on the net every night
with his fans negotiating the posting rights
They're talking bout - the night jutta went crazy
the night our queen finally flipped
broke her back for some daft WIBNIs
Sounds to me like she was tired of getting gypped
Wo, the night jutta went crazy
the night our goddess went insane
realised she was getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in her brain...
Wo, something finally must have snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped...
in her brain