h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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Proposed is a lifestyle enhancement service whereby all human inteaction interfaces are tentacular in form and function
Hot and cold taps, light switches, motor-car controls, online shopping, etc. etc.
The more people who subscribe the more communal urban infrastructure can be tentacularised
An example
https://youtu.be/jFbu4hTZsAQ
A star shaped hub would have been better. [wjt, Oct 10 2020]
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You want to lay off that stuff, [poc], it's affecting you more than you realise... maybe just indulge at weekends or something. |
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There are self-help groups and support helplines and things, too... |
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"Ask your physician if hallucinogenic medications are right for you... " |
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Unless, of course, you're inadvertently channeling Cthulhu again. In which case, "Ask your physician if having your soul sucked out by the embodiment of absolute evil from another set of dimensions is right for you..." |
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn !" |
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You mean the tentacles thing, or [poc]'s psychotic break ... ? |
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Good, thankyou, we're glad that's been cleared up. The unresolved ambiguity was disturbing. |
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Roof edge protection? The suckers will catch you. |
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Replace all your tables and chairs, then invite the neighbours for a dinner party |
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Will there be Japanese school girls with machine guns? |
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// invite the neighbours for a dinner party // |
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Do you mention to them that they're the dinner ? |
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Sounds basically like the Lexx to me. It was the eponymous
insect-based spaceship in a sci-fi/fantasy series. |
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You want food? The cafeteria has tentacles that you
stimulate until they ejaculate onto your plate. |
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You want to use the toilets? They will lick you clean when
you've finished. |
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Teat , tongue = tentacle. [Loris] Definition expansion does still need difference. Though the toilet would have had less associated cringe. |
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