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+ Its no stupider than a regular monocle. |
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Ive been using a black marker and some magazines to visualize a world in which everyone wears a sun monocle. It is bound to be the most memorable fashion fad of the decade. |
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and a pirate patch over the other eye to protect it from nasty rays. |
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Or how about combining this with FarmerJohn's Brow Bills? (see link) A Sun Monocle in one eye and a Brow Bill over the other. |
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We might as well try and make the upper classes look as stupid as we possibly can. |
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"What ho, Jeeves," said Wooster, his newly purchased eye-apparel glinting in the sun. "I do believe I'm getting the hang of this twenty-first century lark..." |
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[lostdog] would you mind awfully if I patted you on the head? |
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not at all. But you must have very long arms. Hang on - I'll open the window to make it a bit easier for you... |
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:) I must re-read some of PGWodehouse. |
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I now have visions of aristocratic bicycle couriers tearing about town wearing their MonOakleys. For some reason, in the vision, their bikes have very old-fashioned bells on. It just seems to fit. |
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They should be riding penny farthings with front fork suspension. |
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"I also gave the ARF dog a sun monocle by blacking it in."
From the History of ARF Productions, LTD. |
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what I want is an eye-patch that you can see through. arr! this may be what you guys have in mind, but I'm clarifying anyway. |
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