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[-] baked: I bought a pair of sneakers once that were really really stinky after only one wearing; it made returning them a bit awkward since I had left the old sneakers behind in the store. |
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Is it weird that, no matter how long I wear a pair of shoes... they still smell like shoes? It is, isn't it? |
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Forget that I mentioned it. |
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[marked-for-deletion] no idea, I never worry when I stink things up. |
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this is a legitimate idea
new shoes that smell bad |
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you buy them if you have bad smelling feet so that
you can say to people "oh well my feet don't ever
smell bad so I am forced to purchase new shoes
that stink so that people will think my feet really
do smell and that I am a normal human being" |
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How about a new idea for a toilet that protests each time you flush it, because each thing is fresh and new. |
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You should just get *stink shoe spray*! I'm sure they sell it with *new car smell*. |
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another aerosol product is not where i wanted to go
with this |
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