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I would like an electric stapler that emits sounds like a bullet ricocheting or a horse neighing or a whip cracking, etc.
Sound effects as performance art
http://www.halfbake...20performance_20art
[hippo, Aug 25 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
U.S. patent no. 5,351,436
http://www.delphion...at.cmd/US05351436__
Fly swatter with sound effects. [beauxeault, Aug 25 2000, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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I would like a gun, or a horse, or a whip that emits a sound like an electric stapler. |
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Yes, I have stapled my finger. It didn't hurt at all. In fact, I could hardly even feel it. |
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Now, when I pulled it out, *that* hurt, and it bled all over the place. (Staple remover sound effects?) |
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A scream would therefore be appropriate for both the stapler and the remover. |
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I like the horse neighing and whip cracking....but, wait...I hear those sounds daily.... maybe a staple that emits random animal noises (moo, baaa, oink...) or yells out "yes, yes, YES!" or says other annoying phrases.... like "this report stinks" "is this important enough to staple?" etc. |
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I would prefer a stapler that when stapled, whoud emit screames and profanities along with a lot of red ink dabbed over the area of puncture. |
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The idea is that the stapler would squirt the red ink onto the paper so it looked like the paper had bled. It's easier to built an ink cartridge into a stapler than into a million pieces of paper. |
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