Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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sping

 has spung
  (+12, -2)(+12, -2)
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der sping has spung
der grass has ris
I wunder where der bakers is?

dey toin der faces to der sun
dees bakers rollin back der cuffs
der bakies doin' uther stuff

so let der breeze caress your knees
dat dangle under summer shorts
cuz Katie der are uther sports

now katies getting off der floor
and katies leaping froo der door
cuz katies gotta get out more

added by [beauxeault]
den out dat door she spings and spies
a woild of woik, sadness, an' lyze
-- poor katie turns her hed an' cryze

so too dayze later, here she be
right back at der halfbakery
cuz katie's jus like you an me

—IvanIdea, May 21 2002

katie http://www.halfbake...spiration_20Weekend
[IvanIdea, May 21 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Uncanny writing resemblance. http://www.nth-dime...vl/poem.asp?id=1219
[brewmaster, May 21 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Unabubba, I couldn't possibly agree with you more. please anybody feel free to mark it for deletion, it won't affect my love for you all.
—IvanIdea, May 21 2002
   

       Ah the random musings of the bored. Quite possibly the best type there are.
—kaz, May 21 2002
   

       Sounds like a Benjamin Zepheniah poem to me.
—brewmaster, May 21 2002
   

       den out dat door she spings and spies
a woild of woik, sadness, an' lyze
-- poor katie turns her hed an' cryze		   

       so too dayze later, here she be
right back at der halfbakery
cuz katie's jus like you an me
—beauxeault, May 21 2002
   

       I lyk der poem berry much
it got a certain HB touch
and so it get der snack fer such		   

       of one more kestion I do tinks
(dough it's not to say der poem stinks)
but why it sound like Jar-Jar Binks?
—phoenix, May 21 2002
   

       Upon the advice of the Queens Half Bakery Counsels I have taken a set of pruning shears to the unwanted side shoots of this unprepossessing little plant.
My apologies to most of those concerned.
—IvanIdea, May 22 2002
   
      
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