special email

for those special times when you want to say something special via email, ranging from bereavement to successful interviews to passionate content, i suggest the connection via usb to a messenger pigeon which would be loaded with the few KB of the text and with the location of the addressee via mobile phone gps satellite tracking. the pigeon would carry the equivalent of a waterproof pen drive and be able to follow the sound emissions coming from a gps locator incorporated into the pen drive. the surprise factor would come into practice when you press the "send/receive" button and the pigeon would knock at your window.