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When people get sick of their sofas, and want a change,
they
record their needs on the central sofa transplant registry,
and
go on the waiting list. As soon as a suitable donor match
becomes available, that will fit with their colour scheme,
decor, lifstyle, etc, their replacement sofa is
delivered and
the old one taken away, for subsequent transplanting itself,
anatomical dissection or disposal.
Not - All sofas are sterilised to minimise room rejection.
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And the Salvation Army doesn't already provide this service, without all that bookkeeping? |
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No bookeeping involved - this is a modern world - internet
does it all, and no again - the Salvation Army are too busy
arranging kidney transplants. |
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They'd start getting prank calls from Messrs Davenport, Chesterfield, and Ottoman. |
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As someone who has collected furniture from alleys before (hey, I was in college), this seems like a much more satisfying idea. Plus, there's no need to see if the thing would tie on to my crappy Toyota. |
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Wanted: A pair of those red leather sofas shaped like a cupped hand. |
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Offered: 10yo cheap Argos futon. |
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