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A hat contains a reservour of soapy froth. The rim contains lots of holes. As you go about your daily business, frothy soapy froth seeps from the holes and dribbles uniformly down your face.
A gutter around your collar collects the run-off and stores it in a convenient bladder which you can empty
in a public convenience through the attached waist-level drain valve.
The opposite of this
https://www.youtube...vMTlj8t1mA&index=25
also musical [calum, Apr 06 2020]
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What happens when it gets in your eyes? |
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You scream "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!" |
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Keep your eyes closed if you are that fussy! Or, wear swimming goggles? |
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Can we hear the screaming again ? We enjoyed that ... |
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What [chronological] "SAID". |
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hmmm you could use Johnson & Johnson's No More Tears formula...
Might even be able to get Ozzy Osbourne to do the theme song. |
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What [21] said [8th] said [chronological] said. |
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Not certain about the frothy soapy frothy froth, but I can find some other uses for the collection collar/bladder/drain valve doodad. |
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If only I didn't already have a convenient bladder which I can
empty in a public convenience through a waist level drain
valve. |
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Also, struggling to see the link to soap opera classification. |
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Maybe the screaming is intended to be dramatic, tuneful, and with a classical musical accompaniment ? |
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I think that this is an excellent idea. A 21stC. plague doctor
outfit. A pomo one, at that: Victorian water tower
stovepipe hat and Elizabethan ruff gutter. Perfect. |
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As long as the screaming is still included; the more prolonged and agonized, the better. |
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Well there are only two //soap// categories on here, which seems a trifle stingy. It's not my fault if I chose the wrong one is it now? |
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Yes, it is your fault. It is all your fault. You are solely responsible; the guilt is entirely yours. |
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Now, confess your sins, and you may be forgiven by the deity of your choice. You will still be mercilessly punished, but your deity, if any, may forgive you. You'll just have to take your chance. That's the best offer you'll get, so you'd best take it while it's available. |
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