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You might be onto something there. I've seen body-gel bottles in the shape of microphones. |
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As long as the lyrics aren't on the same bottle as the mike shaped one, otherwise how would you read them while using the mike? |
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"Oh, what a beautiful morrrrnnning! What were the words again? I'll just take a looksy..OW, mine eyes! Oh, Christ on a stick, mine eyes! They burn, the shampoo makes them burn!" |
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Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy HAIR! |
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Fits nicely with the idea of internet ordered, automatically personalized, shopping systems. So your IPOD tells Mall Wart what your favorite song is, and when you do your shopping (on line of course) your shampoo is delivered with those lyrics. |
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Of course, some songs are sort of a pointless: No one knows what Dylan is actually saying and then there are the really complex songs like "Peaches" by Dead Presidents of the United States:
"Movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches. Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man In a factory downtown"
Real big font on that one... |
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Bob Dylan is a very good choice for this, he wasn't in tune to begin with so he's harder to ruin. |
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+ and a cream rinse chorus. |
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Take 2 verses into the shower? not me, I just chorus and go. |
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