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Something must indeed be done about the pernicious phenomenon
known as fecal fleck flicking. |
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//microsurface dynamical action// |
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I'm not familiar with these. Got a link? |
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"And seat! When you're done with cleaning
yourself, take care of the floors and the laundry." |
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Seat mutters "No respect for technology ya big fat
as..." |
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"What was that? Speak up seat" |
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Later that night at the meeting of the "Self
Cleaning Toilet Seats Union #447" ... |
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You could always have some kind of flame-source
nearby that torches the seat after an autoflush. But
if your autoflush is anything like the ones at the
office you may want to just hold it... |
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Well, it is known that titanium dioxide at the surface of a
substance, when hit by UV light, does some interesting
chemistry that tends to self-clean the surface (including
killing germs). Therefore the toilet seats need to be
appropriately coated, and the restroom lighting needs to
include ultraviolet. |
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I need to learn more about this 'uring'. |
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So wait, the seat has uring on it, which won't be completely removed by the hindquarters of the first person to sit on the urine-splashed seat, nor by the second, but perhaps by the third. |
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What does the metamaterial skin do? |
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