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The cigarette is made as usual from a thin plastic sheet wrapped around recycled seagull droppings and the leftover bits at the bottom of pop-tart wrappers, liberally doused in smoke flavour and concentrated nicotine extract.
The tip of the cigarette is coated in white phosphorus, and the bottom of
the packet is filled with a layer of oil.
When the addict withdraws a fag from the packet, the tip is exposed to the air and so ignites.
WARNING: THIS WAY UP is printed in large type on the outside of the pack.
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Self lighting cigarettes have been invented from time to time.
There was a company called The Self-Lighting Cigarette Co,
which is a strong indication. |
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//THIS WAY UP is printed in large type on the outside of the pack // |
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Should that not be "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY" ? |
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Your arse tattoos are entirely your own business, [8th]. |
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Yes, but the'ol "That's no moon…it's a space station !" gag is a killer. |
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//The Self-Lighting Cigarette Co// is not entirely unambiguous though. |
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