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Category should be :FASHION: PANTS: TOOL: PROTECTION
each leg is one half of a scissor. Stitched to the seams between the
legs is one half of a flat blade. If you walk just right you can use your
legs as a giant pair of scissors. I can envision industrial version work
wear as well as high fashion
versions. Also the scissor action sound
would be greatly amplified because of the blade size.
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Keep your hands away from your grollies! |
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I did a search for this before I posted it the nearest I
found was running scissors you couldn't really run
these
Besides you should never run in your scissor pants |
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What happens at the top of the blades? Seems dangerous... |
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Edward Scissorpants. Hahahaha!!! I made myself laugh. |
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You'd be a sharp-dressed man! |
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[blissy] you are too cute! So you made me laugh, too! |
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It got a chuckle from me, but The Good Fairy Jenny
thought it was hilarious. Must investigate this phenomenon. |
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It's all in the visual. Johnny Depp wearing scissor pants. Just made myself laugh again. Must be a female thing. |
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Where is your penis in all of this? |
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Note how certain types of criticism are a functional plague on the imagination. |
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Dressmaker's scissors for the macho types;
pinking shears for the trendy and multiple blade
security shredders for the foolhardy. A great
Halfbaked idea [+] |
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A Throatless shear design with blade from midcalf to knee and stainless steel gloves for users hands and arms might cut down on injuries, but product liability insurance would still be prohibitively expensive. |
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No running, walking, dancing, sleeping, or just sitting with scissors(Pants). |
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Ice skating in scissor pants would attract the stock car race fans who go to see crashes. |
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Advertising strapline "A Cut Above The Rest" … |
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