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this gadget is for the gardener who has everything and is authentic in all details. (i.e. the rodent not the gardener)
a cute little face with quivering whiskers and sparkling eyes, its tail is a fast-acting strimmer /pruner. just set it off in those hard to access parts of your jungle, I mean garden
and it will cut a swathe in seconds. easily controlled for left, right, forward and reverse modes; fast, slow – this rodent is totally manoeuvrable. It will climb shrubbery with its agile paws complete with steel nails and cleverly disguised wheels.
they come in : black with tails of 19-25 cm (the better climber) compared to the brown with tails of 16-21 cm (for smaller gardening jobs) – the brown one is the fancier of the two.
replacement tails are available at gardening stores everywhere.
great gift for the gardening halfbaker with everything – give him/her a rats ass today.
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And how do I prune my rat's ass? |
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This is a gift I will not give. I don't give a ........ |
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i really couldnt give a rats ass po |
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I imagine you got a neat ass, po - Space-Pope is smoking the wrong stuff. |
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Hey look at the fishies he has accumulated! |
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quote SP// dont really have any good ideas. That's probably why I'm here// |
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Happy New Year to you too, lovey. |
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A new phrase enters halfbaked terminology: "I don't give a garden strimmer about this idea" Happy new year, everyone! (+) |
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