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An excellent idea - especially for home use, for
exceptionally lazy people.
And (belated) welcome
to the Halfbakery! |
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When run through an anagram generator, the username can be best interpreted as " Came Wild ". |
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And Came Wild has come and gone. Received this user account, posted this idea the same day, and then never heard from again. Perhaps some ailment claimed them. |
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However, the username has seen some other traffic, and links may be found associating it with one Danielle McElwain. |
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Lastly, let us not disregard Christopher Baldwin / Space Trawler / Potty-Bot. |
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She built the bed, it was impressive. Incredible even. I saw
it in the accident report. So sensible - in one way - to
establish it above the deep cess pit, considering what she
planned to do in the trial run. And I can vouch that the
enema was given correctly. Yet the trap door was far too
big and she was such a small person, and liked such
slippery pyjamas |
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//links may be found associating it with one Danielle
McElwain.// Dear cod! You mean to tell me that some of
these halfbakery names have real people associated with
them? If I'd known I'd have been much more polite. |
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It's possible Danielle took this site at face value, (as a database
of ideas), added an idea, then moved on with ... you know, that
thing ... begins with an 'L' ... |
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Something similar is done when people have cholera to
ensure that hydration and electrolyte balance can be
maintained. |
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Is someone making it their mission to churn HB
palaeontological strata here? |
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its just horrible to think these people move on, calmly,
without a glance back. Can we not agree she’s in the cess
pit? |
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What we need is an HB Retrieval Team, who can don dark
glasses, step out into the real world, find these deserters
and bring them back. |
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Priority would be given to deserters who have left
grammatical errors behind ("A Hospital Bed that you can
slide the bedpan under it"). |
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// step out into the real world // |
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Wait, what's this "real world" thing of which you hu-mons speak ? Your words are strange to us ... |
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Good! It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. |
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narrow down search with use of word ‘mabey’. |
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PS this is not intended to sound stalkerish, just desperately
nostalgic. |
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“so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back
ceaselessly into the past” |
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// this is not intended to sound stalkerish, just gently nostalgic // |
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Tell us again, why do you come here ? |
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For the flapper girls, jazz and prohibited alcohol, by the sound of
it. Or maybe a very large collection of shirts. |
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The shirts mainly. And the green light |
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If this were the main internet, there would be an article
entitled ‘the real reason we don’t hear about Danielle
McElwain anymore’ . Then hint of dreadful
scandal.. (which turns out to be she pee’d in her front
garden) |
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More clickbait - " See what Danielle McElwain looks like now ! " |
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Even more clickbait ... "See what [nomzone] looks like now ! " |
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And then ask your doctor if prescription-strength anti-nauseant are right for you. |
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Like there's a realistic alternative ... |
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Oh, that's not that difficult - the link will show you. I'm in the middle of demonstrating a prescription strength OTC medication too. |
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And it's right for you (speeded up voice) " not a real doctor, just plays one - people with allergies to hops should drink moonshine, your legal liability is your own " |
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//the link will show you// Wait - the three old guys sitting on the steps in the photo - isn't that a still from Deliverance? |
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It was a Moto Guzzi geekfest - I have never met people more interested in comparing widgetry across three successive years of the same make / model. |
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And the guys you refer to rode several hundred miles from Arizona to show up to our event because a few years ago some of my locals did the same to show up to their event. I dread to think of the karmic burden I have incurred. |
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