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pizza is loaded into cannon, aimed at customer's adress, and launched
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[swimswim, Jun 11 2010]
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same as the other idea - lot's missing here - any given address may not have a direct parabolic trajectory from the pizza shop - and, assuming my house doesn't have a suitably placed window, or pizza-flap - the chances are that my pizza will end up enspattened in a way that would make it less than tempting as a food item. |
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You've also got significant windage issues if your projectile is going to be pizza shaped - you could have mitigated these somewhat by having the pizza spin, frisbee style, but as an explosively launched payload, the shape is going to severely, and chaotically affect accuracy. |
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Perhaps a shape-charge could be employed to form calzone at the last minute, or to unfurl a ball-shaped pizza into the final shape at the final moments before impact - but as it is, I seriously question whether this idea has any practical merit. |
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This is like Beanangel, but without the considered prose or
the underlying idea. |
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pizza is loading into bullet-shaped delievery box |
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any halfbaker knows it should be a pizza trebuchet!! |
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