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35mm film canister and honey wand are used to churn pigeon milk into the much sought after pigeon butter. Simply churn the pigeon milk for 30 minutes with a 1/4 tsp. of salt and - voila - you have enough pigeon butter for a slice of toast. Stop buying your pigeon butter from expensive specialty shops.
With the Home-Pigeon(tm) milk churn, you can enjoy pigeon butter all the time.
(?) The Titanic Tittilator
http://homepages.fo...ge/poems/titti.html from the Starship Titanic game. Key ingredients: vodka, pureed starling, a crushed TV set, and a lemon [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
(?) Pigeon milk
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Pigeon_20milk Pigeon milk ready to be churned [skinflaps, Oct 04 2004]
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I like the idea of the pigeon milk churner better than I like the idea of pigeon milk, but still not enough. Plus it all seems a little time consumming and pigeons are town centre vermin. From the disgusting state I've seen them in I really wouldn't want to consume anything they produce let alone spend time making their minute secretions into butter. |
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Squab yogurt? Doesn't have the same ring as pidgeon butter, but a lowfat version might be marketable, if positioned properly. |
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Pigeon milk smoothies..mmm..repeats mmm... |
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I'd like some pigeon cheese.
In fact, a pigeon grilled cheese sounds great. |
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Sorry, I was unaware that pigeons were mammals.
Now... BAT BUTTER! There's a recipe for success! |
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-Sulking sheepishly back to third grade |
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If you attempt to milk a Pigeon, BE WARNED! Pigeons are guarded by * T H E _ B I G _ P I G E O N*
The attacks will be relentless! EVERY PIGEON IN THE WORLD will attack you! Wave, after wave, they will not stop, there is no end, none, YOU WILL BE BURIED! |
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Only a fool get a Pigeon mad! |
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signed, * T H E _ B I G _ P I G E O N* !!! |
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& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & |
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Fer crying out loud... look what _the cat drug in. |
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