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pigeon milk churn

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35mm film canister and honey wand are used to churn pigeon milk into the much sought after pigeon butter. Simply churn the pigeon milk for 30 minutes with a 1/4 tsp. of salt and - voila - you have enough pigeon butter for a slice of toast. Stop buying your pigeon butter from expensive specialty shops. With the Home-Pigeon(tm) milk churn, you can enjoy pigeon butter all the time.
—jackoutofthebox, Nov 04 2002

(?) The Titanic Tittilator http://homepages.fo...ge/poems/titti.html
from the Starship Titanic game. Key ingredients: vodka, pureed starling, a crushed TV set, and a lemon [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

(?) Pigeon milk http://www.halfbake.../idea/Pigeon_20milk
Pigeon milk ready to be churned [skinflaps, Oct 04 2004]

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       I like the idea of the pigeon milk churner better than I like the idea of pigeon milk, but still not enough. Plus it all seems a little time consumming and pigeons are town centre vermin. From the disgusting state I've seen them in I really wouldn't want to consume anything they produce let alone spend time making their minute secretions into butter.
—Miss Weston Smith, Nov 04 2002
   

       Squab yogurt? Doesn't have the same ring as pidgeon butter, but a lowfat version might be marketable, if positioned properly.
—ty6, Nov 04 2002
   

       Pigeon milk smoothies..mmm..repeats mmm...
—skinflaps, Nov 04 2002
   

       thats just wrong
—Admiral Hackbar, Nov 07 2002
   

       I'd like some pigeon cheese. In fact, a pigeon grilled cheese sounds great.
—TheViewFrom6feet, Nov 07 2002
   

       Sorry, I was unaware that pigeons were mammals. Now... BAT BUTTER! There's a recipe for success!   

       -Sulking sheepishly back to third grade
—Cedar Park, Jan 02 2003
   

       If you attempt to milk a Pigeon, BE WARNED! Pigeons are guarded by * T H E _ B I G _ P I G E O N* The attacks will be relentless! EVERY PIGEON IN THE WORLD will attack you! Wave, after wave, they will not stop, there is no end, none, YOU WILL BE BURIED!   

       Only a fool get a Pigeon mad!   

       signed, * T H E _ B I G _ P I G E O N* !!!   

       & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
—The Big Pigeon, Oct 25 2003
   

       Fer crying out loud... look what _the cat drug in.
—Tiger Lily, Oct 25 2003
   
      
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