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tube comes all the way down to pavement level. sure you might get some urine on the bottom of your shoe, but better than getting caught behind a car with your fly down, or having to pay for a toilet in paris.
it is public urination, but no one will notice.
also great on long car trips when
you're pressed for time. in this case, just extend the tube from the pantleg to the base of the door and close the door on the hose. there will be enough space left in the crimped tube for the urine to still drain. further, when you're in motion on the highway, the urine atomizes at the mouth of the tube [perhaps mouth is a poor label for the output end. or either end for that matter.] just like the fecal matter that is "flushed" from the storage compartment of jumbo jets over unsuspecting neighborhoods.
there is a urine catcher for women used by private pilots called the Lady-J Adapter. the penis extender tube could also be fit to the Lady.
portable piss pots
http://www.halfbake...table_20piss_20pots
Halfbaked, sort of. [egnor, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Restop
http://www.quakepro.com/Restop/
Baked #1. [egnor, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Stadium Pal
http://stadiumpal.com/
Baked #2. [egnor, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
TravelJohn
http://www.traveljohn.com/
Baked #3. [egnor, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Baked! EZ-Leaker!
http://ezleaker.com/
a friend of mine found this in a biker magazine. it sounds exactly like my vision, but they dont have a picture. [gnormal, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Aircraft do not in fact emit fecal
matter midflight; it's pumped out
at the destination. |
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This is true, but sometimes the valves leak. I had a friend who used to work for an airline, and among other duties was pumping out the tanks. One of the common mishaps was not locking the hose on correctly, and when you turn the valve to dump the tank, it blows the hose off and dumps the blue liquid <among other things. Ew.> on you...It stained skin for quite a while, and they called it getting smurfed...He said that he'd seen big blue blocks of frozen...stuff...hanging onto the outlet sometimes after the plane landed... |
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<grins> I don't think he meant 'straight out', more like a condom with a tube or something... |
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If we're gonna have a Penis Extender, then "discreet urination" is way down on the list of reasons for having it.| — | Jim,
Feb 05 2001, last modified Feb 06 2001 |
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someone is going to die laughing at this site - don't say I did'nt warn y |
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Perhaps you may benefit from an organ transplanted from a horse. |
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I think this has already been baked. Gnorm, check out the stadium pal link. It's pretty much the same as your idea only the whizz is emptied into a plastic storage bag. |
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//He said that he'd seen big blue blocks of frozen...stuff...// |
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That would be an ICBM.... |
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(where the hell is StarChaser these days?) |
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I think one of yer dogs got him. |
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[Blast - one of my all-time favorite comments is missing from between his annotations. Oh well.] |
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That'll teach you to delete your elf. And my dogs are pleading the 5th. |
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//the penis extender tube could also be fit to the Lady// |
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um, which ladies have you been hanging around? Discreet urination has been baked anyway. |
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