office ponies

Each office worker is granted a small pony that stands waiting in a small cubicle next to their desk. Trotting from floor to floor is permitted but cantering is strictly for tea ladies and vice presidents. Company directors will often pass through the halls from time to time on the back of a horse drawn cart and a few sugar cubes are handy to feed him or her if promotion is of importance. Staff meetings are held in the corral room, which is a large space with a feeding trough in the center to promote eye to eye contact. The flooring will be replaced with 4 inches of hay for sanitary reasons and wagon wheels are to be hung at various positions around the work area to make the ponies feel at home.