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nose cam
Camera with indentation for the user's nose. | |
Is it just me, or are cameras shaped as if people
didn't have noses? They should look more like little
diving masks.
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And the eyepieces could be better designed so you could see the image more precisely. |
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Oh, I get it. I thought you
meant a camera for
photographing UP peoples'
noses. If you look far enough
up there, you can sometimes see
what somebody's thinking. |
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good thing you picked this name, dumbeast, it represents you, i've visited your site too, it's pretty cool for a man that has nothing better to spend his time and money on. i bet they do have some "nose cam" stiled cameras too, it's just that you didn't get to use one yet. do you know those ones that have a screen on the back, that's one solution to your problem, wich i don't think it's such a big one, since you don't have to "wear" a cam on your face all day! |
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You could add to the indentation some kind of tissue insert or absorptive material, for those of us with oily skin. It's really annoying haviing to clean the smudges off the back of your camera. |
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You are looking for spy glasses. |
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I had to pick up a camera to see what you mean. Does your
camera have the viewfinder centrally, or off to one side? |
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If it's off to one side, there should be left- and right-handed
versions, depending on which is your dominant eye. |
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No, there shoudn't. Pandering to the ridiculous whims of left-handers and those with a left master eye is encouraging deviancy bordering on perversion. Lefties should be hunted down and eliminated. Destroy the deviants, erase the non-conformers ! Keep the gene pool pure ! Strength through joy ! Only by purifying the species can we ensure survival ! We have the Final Solution ! Will you stop waving that bloody swastika banner in our face, we can't see a damned thing, you're going to cause an AIEEEERRRGHHH <THUMP> |
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Sorry, what was the question again ? |
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