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Waking up next to your girlfriend/wife/lover is quite amazing I must say. But sometimes I cant help but notice the exchange of morning breath during AM intimacy.
I propose a little pouch that fastens neatly behind the lower front teeth be made that allows the user to simply push against it with their
tongue in the morning to secrete a burst of lovely minty flavor
This could be designed only to work when pressed hard to eliminate accidental activation during sleep, or it could be positioned in a part of the mouth only reachable with conscious effort.
It would fasten using a little floss-like loop of string you attach around the desired tooth, and would either be sold in multi-packs of one-time use units, or in the refillable variety.
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With all due respect, this seems over-complicated and uncomfortable and I can't see a single benefit to it over just keeping a mint by your bed. They don't leave them on hotel pillows for nothing. |
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Why does this remind you of [DeathNinja]? |
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This is [shinobi]'s idea. Shinobi was the name of a badass Sega ninja-arcade game way back in the '80s. Just reminded me of DeathNinja, thats all. |
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As an alternative, in case you were drunk the night before and brought home someone you'd rather not wake up next to, have a sleeping pill hidden behind a different tooth. Hopefully they'll have gone home by the time you wake up. Again. |
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Another name could be:
"After Fellate Mints" |
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"Shinobi" is a sort of archaic Japanese word that can mean "shadow" or "mysterious," depending on the context. It's often used to describe ninja in videogames and on that crappy Naruto show. |
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I don't like Inuyasha, either. |
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Where are the real ninja? |
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