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Through specialized training, dogs could be taught to meow like cats. Wealthy people would pay a lot for them.
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A creature that purrs and meows, and then slobbers in your face saying hello? Let me off this planet, NOW! |
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I'm afraid I just submitted 'Dog Faces for Cats', just across the road and round the corner. Then I came here on my way to the shops. I shall now withdraw my pending patent, as your idea is far better. You have my vote, and I thank you. |
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Assuming that the animal didn't simply bite your head off, wouldn't a feline with a dog mask be a meowing "dog"? |
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Why not get an attack parrot? You can make them sound like dogs, cats, elephants, horses, machine guns, ... and those beaks are quite dangerous. |
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You've not heard the appropriate joke, obviously.
"How do you get a dog to sound like a cat?"
"Freeze it and and cut it up with a bandsaw. MEEEOOOWWWWW!" |
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Or the alternative:
"How do you get a cat to sound like a dog?"
"Stick it in a barrel of gasoline, and add a match. WHOOF!" |
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I already have a meowing dog. He is a balinese cat named Sara Dan. He is as friendly as a dog and follows us around the house at all times. |
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sorry mega, but how is this cat - a dog? |
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Baked. Our Shih Tzu can do cat impressions. |
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You mean it sleeps a lot? |
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Oh yes - if he doesn't get his 18 hours in he gets really grumpy ...... |
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buy a cat and give it bad breath |
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