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Imagine an alarm clock with a special potion within it.
You simply set the alarm night before for an hour before you plan to wake up. After that drink the potion and go to sleep.
The next morning you wake up feeling horny EVERYTIME as well as your partner. This way everyone would go to work with a
big smile on their face and the world would be a better place. Don't you reckon?
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This is OK if sex only takes you an hour....... |
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Not only that, but what happens when you've got kids? They don't always decide to sleep in during early morning hours, and once they learn to turn the doorknob.... |
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No thanks. I'm too weak to resist such urges. |
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This is what 'locks' are for. |
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I already wake up feeling horny EVERYTIME, unfortunately. Heh |
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