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A funny thing happened on my way to the compiler this morning. I had just < inject joke here > ... |
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At the level of cracker jokes, this would be too easy. To make the jokes funny, for a particular user in a particular context - that would be an interesting AI / Big Data challenge. |
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Enabling this could be dangerous. We already get to do that, but at the cost of accomplishing the task we are paid / nagged to do. For example halfbaking right now instead of those other 3 things. |
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Many apps one uses to do work are happy to show you relevant messages, sometimes funny, advertising upgrades or paid versions of their product. |
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Why did the paid version of the product cross the road? |
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New level of cutting edge hardware. |
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Because you got the upgrade? |
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Didya hear the one about the electricity company with
the more environmentally-friendly distribution network?
They sent this lass around to get me to sign up. Her
business card said "Anne, of Green Cables". |
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<bloodnock>I'm in condition today</bn> |
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Error: Cannot compile line 72 because of a paradox. On the
one hand the code is missing a semicolon on the previous
line. So actually there is no error on line 72. But the
compiler error itself is on line 72. Please resolve by adding a
semicolon, or using a different compiler. |
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Why didn't the compiler insert the semicolon? |
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