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Just a gun looking thing with a speaker on the end. When you pull the trigger it plays Iron Maiden really loud. Iron Maiden rocks, and if you used this gun on someone who wanted to rob you, they would instantly like you because they probably like Iron Maiden too. Then you could both enjoy the music
for a while, then become friends and maybe together you could go rob someone else.
This would likely work with AC/DC too. Don't try Metallica, they'll sue you.
"Gun, With Occasional Music"
http://www.powells....lio?isbn=0156028972
In the author's future, guns play ominous music when brandished [normzone, Oct 23 2006]
No [zentom], it wouldn't be a Kate Bush gun.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Snehl2bAk
There must surely be some kind of convention that prevents the creation of Kate Bush-based weapons. [Jinbish, Feb 05 2008]
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Or possibly some Alabama Thunder
Pussy. |
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we're not allowed to carry guns (or knives) for protection purposes here so I'll opt for a Status Quo personal alarm. |
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Or the Cliff Richard Debilitator |
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Absolute rubbish. [+] for making me laugh. |
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oh funny, DR. I think repeated bursts of Batchelor Boy would debilitate anyone. |
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I can see the a large tennis racket extending from the end of the Cliff Richard Debilitator, and being used to beat your assailant senseless (to the tune of Congratulations). |
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In the unlikely event that this gun doesn't make the robber like you, will it make them run away? To the hills, perhaps? |
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Wouldn't that be a Kate Bush gun? |
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This would work well if you were being robbed in Duluth. Probably less well in St Louis. |
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what they told us / that they wanted /
was a sound / that would kill someone /
from a distance / so we go ahead /
but the needles are going in the red /
it's a mistake / we are making ...
-- Kate Bush, "Experiment IV" |
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