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iStander
See the show from across the country, with x-ray vision! | |
It's opening night. Everyone wants to see the new
opera/musical/dance performance that's opening in the theater.
Well, maybe not everyone. Several of the floor seats are empty, and
so are a few of the box seats! But you want to see the show. It's too
bad you're stuck at home 500 miles from the
theater.
We at iStander have your fix. For a fee, we will book an empty seat
at the show and set up a high-definition video camera there at about
eye level. It'll act as your "eyes" during the performance as it feeds
live to your computer screen. What's more, you can remotely control
the camera through your computer! Our cameras also have up to a
10x zoom, and the option to see using infrared and x-ray vision.
Finally, if you pay extra, we'll dress up the camera to look like a
sophisticated theatergoer that emotes realistically and makes clever
comments about the show.
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This would be good, but, at the risk of being practical, most
theatres won't allow patrons to use video cameras. [+] |
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//most theatres won't allow// for a fee? |
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I think it would depend on the show. A hit show is not going
to allow this; a bomb might, for a fee. |
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