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I have nothing to fear, but I've seen
several
newspaper articles about people being
robbed from their high class expensive
iPods.
Just put a dummy-Shuffle in your pocket
and hand that over in stead of the 60Gb
iPod video you've just picked up from the
Apple store. A fake Shuffle is just
as
small and light
as a real one.
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Better still, it should have a tracking device, and something that squirts permanent skin dye when someone tries to turn it on. |
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This is of course a variation on the fake
wallet, the indispensible urban accesory
for nocturnal city dwellers. |
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This idea could be easily expanded, just
to be sure: make a decoy of your every
possesion. a decoy house (to deflect
arson) a decoy spouse (guaranteed to
ward off any danger of adultery) decoy
kids, decoy bank account etc... Nothing
can touch you now! |
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Millions disagree with you, it would seem, but that is often the case with highly successful products. I guess the price is right or something. |
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[For the record, I seem to have surviving quite happily without one, but my wife and son really enjoy using theirs.] |
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jscottpete: well, I hope you've got some venture capital. Call me if you want some help. |
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The best way to personalize ipods and prevent people
from stealing them will be to make them fit into your
mouth like a retainer. This way no one will want to steal
the ipod because it will have spit all over it. And it will
be easy to control in busy situation because you wont
have to use your hands. The ipod could be imbedded into
a malliable gum-like retainer that is soft at 170 degrees
and hard at 96 degrees. |
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Or you could just not be an idiot and walk around in the nastier parts of town flashing your several hundred dollar toy... |
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Don't people already do that? Oh, so it's just me? |
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All the robberies I heard about, the persons were brutally beaten, then their iPods were taken from them while they were insensate. In which case a decoy will do you all of no good. |
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The rest of the time, however... |
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