h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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A computer with a peripheral shaped like an arm, which gives you a high-five at appropriate times-- i.e. "Are you sure you'd like to delete this file?" (Yes, OK!) "File deleted successfully!! HIGH-FIVE!!!"
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Sorry, but I can just imagine somebody reprogramming this to not high-five, but slap somebody at appropriate points. |
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Eg:
"Are you sure you want to delete that file?" (No, no way!) "File not deleted. You bastard, you're wasting all my memory" *Slap*. |
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sp:computer. Is this a thinly veiled rant? |
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If you are confronted with a YES/NO prompt and you really aren't sure then you could arm wrestle it to settle the decision. |
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does it lick it's palms first? |
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It's official. Computers need a hand. |
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This is a fantastic idea - couldn't the arm be modified to wipe the monitor clean every few days, with the help of some cleaning fluid stored in the hand? |
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A camputer: Oooh! Get you! |
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I'll take the High Five Computer 2.0: Top Gun High Five Edition. |
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Is that the one that prefers computers of it's own make but won't admit it and indulges in a lot of macho hi-fiving instead? |
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That's right. And every one in two CDs gets mangled when you press eject... |
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I award one hundred points to Jinbish, for making me laugh on a Monday morning. |
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With two arms, it could do more dance-like moves, and even 'raise the roof' to your favorite songs. |
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Could also clap for you when you do something good. |
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No compilation errors. High five! |
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