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have you ever done a really bad thing and then felt very
guilty?
yes i know you have. well no need for hellmary's or self
mutilaion,
as the guilt pill is here.
been unfaithfull and it's keeping you up at night? just drop a
guilt pill and your self loathing will be replaced by self love.
steeling from your son's piggy bank to fuel your coke habit?
again don't worry a pill will sort out those uncomfortable
feelings, leaving you the single task of creating an
imaginative
story behind their dissapearence involving goblins and
witches.
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Baked. Try (or don't) a cocktail of alcohol, ecstacy and cocaine. If pikey, replace coke with speed, for extra aggressive effect. |
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just steel yourself for eternal amnation. |
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I would think a guilt pill would *make* you feel guilty. Useful when you're pleading in court or have to apologize to someone, and you need it to be convincing. |
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WIBNI unless details are forthcoming about the mechanism used by the guilt pill to prevent you feeling guilty. |
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Watch out by the way, if the catholic church discovers your invention then they will have to have you silenced - their entire existence is dependent on guilt! |
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