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While you have your tonsorial needs attended to, you are able read something more illuminating than "Hideous and Desperate For Publicity So-Called-Celebrity Shagathon, (Including free "Look at Those Frickin Tucks, Man!)" or "Your Knob's Tiny, So Here Are Some Big Shiny Cars You Can't Afford That Would
Make you Feel More Manly".
I tried to include Siegfried Sassoon in this, but even I balked at the shockingly inept wordplay I was producing.
Wikipedia: Gore Vidal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore_Vidal [jutta, Oct 28 2008]
Wikipedia: Vidal Sassoon
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Vidal_Sassoon [jutta, Oct 28 2008]
ice cream sandwich cookie crumb cake
ice_20cream_20sandw...okie_20crumb_20cake Food version. [Spacecoyote, Oct 30 2008]
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What are you having trouble with, my dear? |
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I don't understand why you didn't make it carbon-neutral. |
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This idea is nothing more than a calculated insult to baldies, the intellectually challenged, and afficionados of WW1 poetry. |
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I thought this has something to do with being attacked by a bull...whilst getting a haircut. |
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"I don't understand why you didn't make it carbon-neutral."
Or include a parental warning. |
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"Coming up next, the Vidal Siegfried Sassoon Saloon, a drinking-establishment- cum-hairdressing salon themed on a World War One trench, with live poetry recitals, poker games, cheap redeye whisky, hairdryers, knee deep mud, fist-fights with lots of chairs beeing broken, whifs of mustard gas, curling tongs, and occasional German shelling............" |
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Wierd Al Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon, or
Dave Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon. |
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How about the Siegfried Egg breakfast bar? |
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//Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon// Classic |
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phoenix is winning by several lengths at the mo'.
I nearly drowned in tears of laughter at that last anno. |
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I'm not even going to attempt to outwit you twits on this one. |
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"The Bells, the Bells ..." |
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