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Why use just a carrot when a carrot and stick is so much more effective?
Trainer 1: Come on you WIMP! My arthritic grandmother could do a better job. Up, 2, 3, 4, down, 2, 3, 4.
Exerciser: <puff, pant, wheeze>
Trainer 2: You better do as he says, I've never seen him like this. You do four
on your own, I'll spot you the rest.
Trainer 1: Don't talk to that WIMP, he's not working hard enough for you to talk to him!
Trainer 2: Wow, that's great... keep it up and we'll see about a milkshake after.
Exerciser: <strain, wheeze, gasp>
Trainer 1: Are you looking at me? Mind what you're doing. Up, 2, 3, 4...
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Bad Fishrat: Post that idea, maggot!
Good Fishrat: Hey, well done. Let's see about that pastry now... + |
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Notch up the 'disturbing' factor by combining the good cop/bad cop into the same, deranged person. |
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baked: my mum and my dad. |
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Which one would say "Two more and you can stop for a ciggy"? [+] |
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depends <po> da is bad on sport & career; mum is bad on romance and emmm... haircuts. |
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your parents are posh and becks? |
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//your parents are posh and becks?// |
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LOL yeah add some brains and subtract alot of cash. |
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Gets my YES YES YES! vote for the week. |
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[etherman/po] Made me laugh! |
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Croissant for the idea.
Fishbone for Etherman's use of the phrase "LOL yeah".
Overall neutral. |
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apologies for my [LOL]. I suddenly slipped into AOL speak for a second. Maybe I was trying to get all chatroom flirty with <po> *winks at po* |
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am going to be a 12yr old somewhere else now. |
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