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Remember fuzzy felts? You stuck little felt shapes onto a felt board to make a picture, the mild adhesive nature of felt would hold it there just long enough to show Mum, then you pulled the shapes off and stuck them somewhere else. There were farm yards, airports playgrounds and various other scenes.
Well, the fuzzy felt generation has grown up. With the fuzzy felt sex game, shy lovers can show their partner what they would like done to them. Left hand here, tongue here, etc. You can also use it to invent new sexual positions. Make them on the fuzzy felt board then try them out for real.
I sent this one to Ann Summers. Not impressed.
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I bet you were watching Channel 4 at 10.35 on Monday night.
...doesn't matter, JB, I was teasing. |
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I can't remember, what was on? |
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whats next Mr & Mrs Potato Head? sorry, thats baked. |
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On the grand scale of eroticism, it's hard to imagine many things that would score lower than fuzzy felt. |
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what if visiting children find your fuzzy felt and start playing with it? |
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This idea is one step away from a chalk board and demonstration pointer. |
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How about a fuzzy-felt body suit... then stick arrows on yourself, showing where you would like attention... |
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Sounds sweaty and would insulate you from the sensation of touch. I would think felt markers would work much better for that. |
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I want the fuzzy felt love doll! |
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