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Have you ever licked an armpit?
Antiperspirant deodorant chemically constricts and damages your tongue in an instant?
Horrible experience.
That is what this is for.
Made from anything that tastes good and can freshen a pit up, maybe mint oil or bees wax or other..
Natural Deodorant
http://www.thedaily...deodorants-47062903
//DIY versions ... baking soda ... mixed with water and/or cornstarch and antibacterial essential oils like cinnamon, rose, birch, or lavender// sounds edible to me. No mention of pitlicking though. [pocmloc, Feb 04 2010]
Production test dummy.
http://farm2.static..._6e5d1c9cc9.jpg?v=0
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 05 2010]
do you like onions instead?
http://images.googl...%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]
[no comment]
http://cdn.davesdai...5-armpit-tattoo.jpg
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]
some things can be so much worse than chemicals...
http://4.bp.blogspo...keY/s400/armpit.jpg
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]
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Your depravity gives me comfort. |
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Its about time those folks had an advocate. |
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For non US-ians and other aliens.
Pit refers to the armpit.
Personally a shared shower does the trick! |
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Question from non US-ians and other not-native english
speakers: By "eatable" he really wants to say "edible"? |
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Damn, I don't want to come to the bakery to learn bad
english, only the bad, kinky habits, like licking armpits, of
course.
By the way, I'm with gnome on this one. Even if it tastes
good, it's still a chemical that covers something that doesn't.
Ew. However, I remain neutral. |
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Edible is probably better, Pericles. Eatable at a push might suggest 'preference in taste' rather than 'It won't kill you'! |
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There is a much simpler solution to the problem than the
one proposed. And while we are about it, sp.: deodorant. |
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Pericles, I thought it was a standing Spanish tradition
for the man to lick the arm pit of his lady, after a
particularly good dinner. Was I wrong? |
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OOOpppsss, that's what I meant to say...It came out
Spanish. What the hell is wrong with me??? |
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Sorry Senorita P. You know, I know, where you live. I
got dumb. But I still love you a lot no matter where
you live. |
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I have licked a few pits in my time, in the heat of the moment. And I encountered " Antiperspirant deodorant " once in an unexpected area in a ecdysiast. |
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I suspect even a "Tom's of Maine" product would have some repellent effects, but I'm not drinking tonight, and thus shall not go to the medicine cabinet and perform a test. |
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I have done this, though indirectly, so (+). |
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That link made me choke and go ahhhhh, urrrggghhh,
[xandram]. |
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Mexicans can be savages and lick unexpected, unusual places
(won't be making a list of those glorious spots) but as far as I
know armpits don't stand in it. Wait... yeah. The Spanish.
Those dirty european barbarians surely include them in their
very unsexy rituals. Didn't we use to have a spanish guy in
the bakery? |
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//Have you ever licked an armpit?// No, and I don't intend to start. |
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That was just your Spanish dream boy, Ms. Pericles. Only
in your dreams did he waver his thick, hot blooded, latin
tongue over your arm pits, dripping bits of tequila laden
spittle down your breast side.With little white spots of
deodorant sticking to the stubble of his day old beard. |
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[21], a word to the wise. |
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You hope that others will tolerate your tastes and eccentricities, and if you can't do the same for others, at least you pretend to do so. |
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Others make allowances for you and expect you to do the same. |
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Or instead of gaining friends you can just scatter cool acquaintances wherever you go... your choice. |
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I'm somewhat ambivalent on the idea, but Wecome back, [Pericles]! |
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Wow, [blissmiss]. Rule 34 in action. You have single-handedly created bodice ripping literary deoderant porn. Let me know what your nom de plume is and I'll look for some of your work. |
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I was thinking about pen names this week and decided that mine would have to be Norm De Plume. |
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ya know... a bit of aphrodisiac in the mixture... |
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Aphrodisiac Deodorant. Hey now...there's an idea
just waiting to be hatched. |
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