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A non-destructive method of getting revenge against minor
enemies, that could not be traced back to you unless caught
red handed.
Bird_20Poo_20Aerosol
[calum, Sep 17 2012]
[link]
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There's nothing new about splattering paint on somebody's
car to exact your petty, venal, insignificant revenge. |
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I think the idea is that the applied product can be
removed without causing permanent damage. |
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I think the idea is that it's designed to look like bird
poop without particular artistry as well. |
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Just for future reference, canned cream of mushroom soup will permanently stain a windshield and if you are the under-age perpetrator of said staining you will have to shovel the sidewalks of an entire apartment complex for the length of a Canadian winter for your stupidity... |
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Sadly, it requires access to the engine compartment to be able to fill the victim's windscreen washer bottle with a solution of lemon and lime jelly (jello). |
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However, a certain frisson can be achieved either by introducing finely shredded kipper into the cabin heater air intake, or by using a hypodermic to squirt full-cream milk through the window seals onto the seats and carpets. |
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A good squirt of garden-variety battery acid, or even concentrated salt solution, up the exhaust will eventually prove remarkably inconvenient and expensive. |
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//canned cream of mushroom soup will
permanently
stain a windshield// |
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Ah yes, that would be the case, obviously.
Indeed,
in the lab we often use cream of mushroom soup
to etch glass when we run out of hydrofluoric
acid. I believe also that many of England's
churches have figurative windows tinted with
cream of mushroom soup, due to its imperviability
to the ravages of time. |
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Indeed; we're baffled how it slipped under the UN's radar when they were banning Chemical Weapons precursors. |
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It can only be that they were so entranced by David Hockney's art that they were blindsided by the potential uses of some of the analogous compounds from the same manufacturer. |
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...but fake birds can't poo... |
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[xandram] No! it's the "Bird Poo Spray" which is fake. This is just like a normal Bird Poo Spray which you can buy anywhere and use to create a fine mist of bird poo, but a fake version, which you might use to pretend that you've got a real Bird Poo Spray. I'll go and read the idea now. |
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//This is just like a normal Bird Poo Spray which you can buy anywhere and use to create a fine mist of bird poo, but a fake version, which you might use to pretend that you've got a real Bird Poo Spray.//
Sentences which effortlessly capture the spirit of the halfbakery. |
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//canned cream of mushroom soup will permanently
stain a windshield// |
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Ah - when I made my previous scathing remarks on
the veracity of such a statement, I may have been
jumping the gun before the horse had bolted to
water under the bridge too far. I was assuming,
perhaps wrongly, that the can had been removed
prior to deployment. |
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It was opened.
It tinted her windshield in a beige splotch.
It wasn't even my crime. I just did the time for it. |
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Hey, since real bird poo is good luck, would fake bird poo from a minor enemy be good luck too? |
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Well, I knew the answer but now I forgot. I believe this is a conundrum! |
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