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Make bullfights a more even contest by removing the picadors, swords, horses etc. The matador could keep his cape and would also get a horned helmet in order to keep the 'fight' fair. Also, line the arena with 12 foot walls to prevent any pussy-footed matadors from making a cowardly exit before the crowd
has been thoroughly entertained. I'm sure Hemingway would approve.
Fair
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[Shz, Oct 04 2004]
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abignumber. please find a category for this - not other:general (that is for really important stuff) |
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I hate bullfighting, but derive great pleasure from watching Matadors get trampled and gored. I say keep it unfair, but the other way around, like, put lots of weights on them or get them really drunk before the fight. |
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Put the aforementioned horned helmet and some strap-on bull<obligatory post/>dyke</obligatory post>-sized testicles on the matador. |
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How about sport: spectator. |
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I personally prefer the Cretan version where the human adversary had to wait for the bull's charge, grab the horns, jump over the animal and land behind it. |
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I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is busy. Maybe we could give her a call. |
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Hey, that's not nice. She has a weight advantage. |
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10 cranked up 250 pound matadors wearing horned helmets against one 2500 pound bull? |
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Might be more fun to watch. |
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Baked in Portugal. They don't kill the bull, but run rings around it, slapping it, etc. Does anyone know if this is done in Brazil too? |
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