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evil homes

 homes that satisfy the urge to be good but still have an evil lair
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A very large real-estate company could team up with furniture and appliance stores to create ornamental, partially functional, evil lairs. the real-estate company would purchase abandoned russian/american missile silos, derelict, half destroyed german/english castles, abandoned subways, and old mines. the furniture companies would create special "evil furniture" such as head shaped chairs with open mouths to sit in, black marble beds with crimson sheets, gothic style organs(those creepy piano type thingies), hand carved furniture with various things about them that don't settle in one's mind very well, and other creepy things. the appliance/ hardware companies will provide all sorts of evil appliances such as the giant lever light switch and the power up shock toaster, tesla coils, randomly blinking equipment, ect. for the customer to install. lastly, the miscellaneos things, fog machines and heads in a jar, gothic windows ect.
—sergeant dukie, Dec 04 2002

Missile Bases http://www.missilebases.com/
You can buy an old missile silo right now and get started. [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Castles http://www.castles-....com/sale/index.htm
And here is a list of castles that are for sale. [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Lairs etc http://www.villainsupply.com/
this is a joke site but I have seen actual converted missle silo homes [IronJeff, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Evil Genius Contracting Company http://www.halfbake...ntracting_20Company
Not sure if they do home visits. [8th of 7, Oct 04 2004]

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       //hand carved furniture with various things about them that don't settle in one's mind very well//
Well said
—thumbwax, Dec 04 2002
   

       Is 'ect' short for 'ectoplasm'?
—angel, Dec 04 2002
   

       Actually, this pretty much descrives my house, from the Pentagram doornocker to the black furniture and the weapons hanging on the walls ...... and yes, I have a fog machine too (plays Hob with the smoke detection system, though).
—8th of 7, Dec 04 2002
   

       You might find more of a market in Halloween theme parks, but cool.
—DrCurry, Dec 04 2002
   

       ect is short for excetra
—sergeant dukie, Dec 05 2002
   

       Do they do Batcaves?
—bookworm, Dec 05 2002
   

       sarge, that would be abbreviated etc. actually, for et cetera. People here like to make horrible puns out of typos and misspellings sometimes. "tis part of the culture...
—RayfordSteele, Dec 05 2002
   

       im sorry, i didnt how to spell it, but i can pronounce it ... and i know what it means...
—sergeant dukie, Dec 05 2002
   

       I suppose that they could do bat-caves...
—sergeant dukie, Dec 05 2002
   

       Maybe this is already what all the rocker dudes on mtv cribs do.....
—Graciem, Dec 05 2002
   

       I have to give you props for being enterprising, but ultimately I don't think it would do that well. Part of the fun of an evil lair is that it lets your workaday villain and master criminal kick back with his tool belt and unwind. With this idea, you lose the whole do-it-yourself ethic. Still, a good effort. Pastry for you.
—Pharaoh Mobius, Dec 06 2002
   

       //gothic style organs(those creepy piano type thingies)// I really wanted to make a witty remark about this, but my brain is too fried today.   

       Would you be able to get a hollowed out volcano?
—notme, Dec 06 2002
   

       dammnit, where's the secret 'multiple croissants' button again?
—yamahito, Dec 06 2002
   

       yes, hollowed out volcanoes, and anything else that might be a good evil lair..
—sergeant dukie, Dec 06 2002
   

       yes, provided you had the money.
—sergeant dukie, Dec 07 2002
   

       Small suburban dwelling built on top of abandoned missile silo. It's only got two bedrooms, but you should see the basement!
—st3f, Dec 30 2002
   

       Does the back garden have a plotting shed in it? (cringe)
—friendlyfire, Dec 30 2002
   

       And I would like a doorbell that chimes Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
—friendlyfire, Dec 30 2002
   

       Does the evil real estate agent have honest salespeople, so you know you're really getting an evil home, or does it have evil masterminds, so you know you're really getting an evil home?   

       Do they sell real estate in Antarctica? I need an antarctic station...
—ye_river_xiv, Jul 01 2006
   


 

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